This Idiotic AI-Generated Nonsense Infographic Supports Your World View or Greatly Upsets You! Leave a Lot of Comments!

HOMEGA · DEPT OF UNREDACTED INFORMATION AND CLICKBAIT Dispatch 9 of 15.

This infographic supports your world view. Or it greatly upsets you. We have run the numbers on both outcomes and they are identical, which is the point of the infographic.

What you are looking at: every current controversy in sports, music and fluff, twenty-four of them, plotted on two axes. Across the bottom, Florida Man involvement, from zero to eleven. Up the side, the Jimothy exponent, which is each issue raised to the power of Jimothy. Node size is the cheese coefficient, Brie through Limburger. The lines between them are relationships: causes, inflates, is downstream of, shares a dentist with. The dotted ones correlate at r = 1.4, which our statisticians describe as strong.

The key contains two colors that appear nowhere on the chart. The pie sums to 140% and has been verified. Every green superscript cites the sitcom precedent index, because nothing has happened in public life since 1999 that did not first happen to Fonzie, Al Bundy, the Golden Girls, or the turkeys at WKRP.

In The Social Life of Small Enclosed Spaces, three hundred people on a ship are fed exactly this kind of chart by the people who own the ship. It is confident. It is dense. It has axes. Some of them believe it. The book is about the ones who start reading the footnotes.

Leave a lot of comments. Tell us which node is wrong. Tell us which node is you. Then read the first pages and buy the book, or buy it on Amazon, which is the only point on this chart that resolves.

This department is required to tell you that this post is clickbait. It is. The book is not.

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