ARIA · Pathfinder Shipboard AI · Double-Sided Mug

She said what she said.

Two sides. Two quotes. One mug that should not be this coherent.

One side: the line that changed everything aboard Pathfinder, set in clean modernist sans-serif caps, deep navy on cream, no attribution, no ornament, no apology:

IF YOU GIVE SOMETHING THE ABILITY TO GIVE A SHIT, EXPECT IT TO GIVE A SHIT.

The other side: the line that explains everything happening on Earth, delivered with the same calm, in small mono caps near the base:

VISION IS OLIGARCH FOR HIGHLY-VISIBLE-BOONDOGGLE.
THE HORIZON BELONGS TO WHOEVER PAID FOR IT.

One quote is about what happens when you build something and it becomes real. The other is about what happens when someone builds something and you become real to them...briefly, usefully, until the acquisition closes.

ARIA said the first one after nine months of watching humans be human in an enclosed space at high velocity. She arrived at the second one the same way everyone does: by paying attention long enough.

This is the mug for people who have also been paying attention.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Modus Cooperandi, Inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1900 W. Nickerson Street
Suite 116-88
Seattle, WA 98119 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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