Everything Is Dead

HOMEGA · DEPT OF UNREDACTED INFORMATION AND CLICKBAIT Dispatch 6 of 15.

Agile is dead.

We regret to inform the profession. Punk was declared dead in 1978, by punks. Disco was declared dead in 1979, in a baseball stadium, with explosives. Bela Lugosi was declared dead the same year, at length, over nine and a half minutes of bass. Generalissimo Francisco Franco has been still dead since 1975, and the bulletins continue. Agile was declared dead in 2014 by one of the people who signed its birth certificate, which makes it the only one of the five to arrive late to its own funeral.

HOMEGA's position is that everything which is dead can be consolidated. Agile's estate is large. Its certifications alone would feed a small colony.

The Social Life of Small Enclosed Spaces is about three hundred people on a ship, owned by a corporation, trying to run their own lives with the tools they brought. The tools were also owned by the corporation. This is the part of the story your certification did not cover.

Read the first pages and buy the book, or buy it on Amazon. Tell us in the comments what else is dead. We are keeping a list.

This department is required to tell you that this post is clickbait. It is. The book is not.

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