Bad People Are Very Bad! But You Are Totally Not Bad! It's Them! Click If You Agree!

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Bad people are very bad. You are totally not bad. It's them.

We have prepared a chart so you do not have to think about it. Their column is compost: worms, a mouldy tomato, two flies. Your column is sunbeams, butterflies and a small rainbow. We measured. Theirs came to 100%. Yours came to 0%, which is the number you would have guessed, which is how we know it is right.

The box that says you agree has already been ticked. This is a convenience. You may not untick it. The button does nothing. Agreeing does even less. Both of these facts have been thoroughly tested on populations very much like you.

In The Social Life of Small Enclosed Spaces, three hundred people on a ship are all certain the bad ones are somebody else. Some of them are right. The book is about how long it takes to find out which, and what the people who own the ship are doing while everyone is busy being sure.

Click if you agree. Then read the first pages and buy the book, or buy it on Amazon, which you will do because you are one of the good ones.

This department is required to tell you that this post is clickbait. It is. The book is not.

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