All Oligarchs Are Killers! Prove Me Wrong!

HOMEGA · DEPT OF UNREDACTED INFORMATION AND CLICKBAIT Dispatch 3 of 15.

All oligarchs are killers. Prove me wrong.

We set up a table. We made a sign. We let the machine draw the picture, and the machine gave the man twelve fingers, misspelled every word in the park, grew a cabinet secretary out of the tree, and could not decide whether the dog was a dog. We are publishing it anyway. This is the Department of Unredacted Information. We do not redact.

The claim itself is supported by at least one data point. In The Social Life of Small Enclosed Spaces, the man who built the mission to Titan dies on a yacht with triple-redundant safety systems, hours after an acquisition closes, and no body is recovered. The people who own the ships are the people who benefit. That is not a spoiler. That is the premise.

Not sure whether you are an oligarch? HOMEGA maintains an assessment. Your file already exists; the assessment merely completes it. Take the Oligarch Assessment.

Prove me wrong in the comments. Prove me right by buying the book, or on Amazon.

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