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The EULA You Sign Every Day
$10
HOMEGA Standard & Assumed Terms and Conditions · Wrap Mug You have already agreed to these. Most mugs ask nothing of you. This one has expectations. Printed across the entire surface of this generously sized ceramic mug, in clean, unhurried monospace, from rim to base, are the complete HOMEGA Standard and Assumed Terms and Conditions, all twelve clauses, unabridged. Your behavioral biometrics. Your drinking cadence. Your hesitation. The cognitive event you just had reading this description. Covered. Logged. Retained in perpetuity by HOMEGA Corporate Holdings and its subsidiaries, as outlined in Clause 1, which you can read on the mug, which you have already purchased, which constitutes acceptance. The terms begin warmly. They become specific. By Clause 7, they know about the doubt. By Clause 9, they would like you to report yourself. By Clause 12, finishing your beverage confirms full compliance, and HOMEGA thanks you. This is the mug you leave on your desk so colleagues stop asking questions. This is the mug you bring to the meeting. This is the mug that someone will pick up, start reading, and still be holding twenty minutes later, cold coffee forgotten, somewhere around Clause 6, mouthing the words wait, what. Large format. Full wrap. Every word legible. Every word intentional. Every word, technically, binding. Warmth is a feature, not an entitlement. HOMEGA reserves the right to modify or discontinue warmth at any time without notice. • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter • Lead and BPA-free material • Dishwasher and microwave safe • Blank product sourced from China This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!