Let’s be honest with each other. In The Social Life of Small Enclosed Spaces, the oligarchs are not always portrayed in the most flattering light. They are, however, consequential. They make decisions. Things happen because of them. Some of them even survive to the end. All of them are remembered(ish).
✦ What You’re Getting
Not a background figure. A named character, placed with intention, carrying something of you forward into a story set in space. Legal disclaimer: may not survive.
One to keep, one to give to someone whose opinion of you you'd like to improve, and one in a plastic sleeve with a certificate of authenticity.
Raw, immediate, vibrating with the energy of a manuscript before anyone sanded off the interesting parts. Yours the moment you pay.
Because oligarchs need somewhere to put the thing they're drinking while making the decisions that affect everyone else.
A physical classified dossier for your named character — redacted psych evaluation, biometric threat assessment, HOMEGA compliance rating, and a 'CONDITIONALLY APPROVED' stamp. Mailed in a manila envelope. The system has been made aware of your existence.
In a section that will be ABUNDANTLY CLEAR* about your role. The record will not be subtle. Posterity will know.
This is $500. The actual oligarchs in this story spent considerably more and got considerably worse outcomes. You’re doing great by comparison.
☕ Choose Your Mug
HOMEGA Systems — Oligarch Class · Selection Required
“Please select. The 19 other oligarchs are waiting.”
☕ All mugs are 11 oz ceramic — oligarch class
This will be ABUNDANTLY CLEAR in the acknowledgments. Spelling counts. Posterity is watching.
This name will appear as a character in the third TitanForge novel. Not a background figure. A named character with intention.
📖 The epub arrives immediately after purchase.
☕ Mug printed and shipped by Printful — ships upon order.
✍️ Three signed books + HOMEGA Personnel File ship at launch — Summer 2026.
🌍 International shipping included.
🌍 Named character placement confirmed before Book 3 goes to press.
*Abundantly clear is a registered trademark of the Jennifer Benson corporation, who has decades of making things abundantly clear to her children.
**You get three freaking books. REDACTED gets one freaking signed book. Crew Member gets a freaking book. God, I swear I have to disclaimer everything around you people.
Not ready for oligarch-level complicity? The mission has other roles.
TitanForge Series · Book One · ~360 pages of consequences